AISubs v3.7
It's Tetsuya, isn't it?
I'm sure it is.
It's Tetsuya.
It's been a year since you uploaded a video?
What are you doing?
Well, I messed up.
I want you, Tetsuya, to be the owner of this team.
I'll be the owner?
That's right!
That's all I can do.
I've been tricked.
Hey, look at this.
What?
I love this.
I love this so much.
Why? Why?
I wonder why.
Feels so good.
Mr. Zentai, you passed away, didn't you? What are you going to do now?
Would you like to work at my company from now on?
I own a small company in Kamata, Tokyo.
It's called Grazemore Agency.
We're recruiting middle-class people right now.
Would you like to join us for an interview?
Six more to go!
Stop it! Stop it!
Six more to go!
Hey! I put it in my business card pocket!
Would you like to work for me?!
Hmm...
It might be a good idea for us all to work as salarymen at least once.
Really?! You're going to get a job?!
I mean, it's called Grazemore Agency.
It doesn't say anything about our business content or anything like that.
It's really weird.
That's what all of our company's webpages say, right?
You guys...
You should know what you're doing.
Ouch! Don't hit me!
It's your fault we can't think about getting a job.
You're using all of our assets.
Idiot!
You're such a pain in the ass.
You're such a pain in the ass. You'd better think about it.
You're doing everything you can for me.
I don't know why, but...
It's been a while since the six of us got together and did something new.
I don't think it's a bad idea.
Well, if you say it like that...
I guess you could say it like that.
That's what you all came here for, right?
Well, you're up for it, right?
Should we just go for it?
Shall we go?
Let's go.
Well, with that said, the second chapter of "Toukai Moe" begins!
KANTUYA!
What?
Nothing.
Let's go.
I will call you in order, so please wait here until then.
All documents distributed will be collected here from those in need of signatures.
You can't cry without a signature!
Not yet?
Five, four, three, two, one.
Time's up!
Thank you very much. Please wait here.
What was that?
It said "personal information", but it was so fast I couldn't read it at all.
You're so cute.
You...
What's up with you idiots?
You're YouTubers who do whatever they want.
Let's see what happens if you join our organization.
Right?
Yes.
Well, it's like a pity interview, so let me play with you a little.
I'm counting on you, Tanuma Mentaro.
I have my shortcomings, too.
Hey, can we start over?
[I'm sorry, but I can't do this anymore.]
- Well, then... - Um...
I really need a complaint!
I took 36 complaints so far!
- None of them were good! - Be quiet.
What do I lack?
People say I don't care about others.
People say I lack love.
- Hey! - I don't have enough money for college.
- I don't have enough friends. - I'm telling you to stop!
- I don't have enough money for college. - Don't talk to me! Stop it!
You haven't noticed?
You've been postponing interviews for decades.
That's probably it.
Your story is always slightly off.
What?
Yes, so that's it for the interview.
What? Is it over?
I'll contact you once I get the results.
W-wait a minute!
Um... I... Um... I...
Please wait!
Hurry up and come here!
Yes, sir.
You can't work overtime?
I really have something to do today...
All right, you can go home now.
Instead, you're leaving work at four tomorrow, right?
What?
What do you mean "what"!
Go sit down.
The company is in trouble
Hey, hey, listen up, listen up.
What's up?
This company is in trouble.
What?
That's not true.
Yeah, if it's that bad, we shouldn't be so scared.
Huh?
Where'd you go?
What?
- Watch out! - Ow, ow, ow!
- Are you okay? - What's this?
What's this?
Welcome to the Grey Zone Agency!
We will now begin the intermediate interceptor interview.
I am...
Representative Tricimariac Hossa.
In other words...
The President's right-hand man.
Please!
I am Mentaro!
Welcome!
Let's have a seat first.
Yes.
Excuse me.
We will now begin the interview.
Our company...
To secure better human resources...
We have our own interceptor.
Let me introduce you...
The...
M. Blazers!
Please.
Hello everyone.
Hello.
I've been an interviewer for 15 years.
"The M Brothers".
I'm Ichiro and my assistant is Jiro.
Nice to meet you.
By the way...
"The M Brothers"' "m" stands for "interview"'s "m".
Don't make a mistake.
By the way...
"The M Brothers"' "m" stands for "interview"'s "m".
Don't make a mistake.
I just said it!
Why do you say it instead of me?!
Yamabiko-kun?!
Well...
Our interview is...
"big cut".
Big cut...
"Big cut" is...
an interesting answer to a given topic.
Modern salarymen value their ability to make others laugh.
In other words...
those who make others laugh pass.
Let's start with the first question.
"Introduce yourself in 5 minutes".
Okay. I thought I shouldn't lie, so...
"Ineese ane", "daisuki mane", "nukashi hataraiteita shogakku no namae wa hane", "sore ga ore, mushi megane".
Give me a break, really.
Okay, Kouchi and Ryo-kun!
"Hey, hey, ore ga gyouda de say yeah", "naitei morau no zettai no shimei", "shinchou ni tanomu ze ore no satei", "shinchou mo utsua mo dekai katei", "ni umarete katsuyaku kitei rosen", "dakara idakeyo, ikei no ne".
Okay, Shibayu-kun!
"Yoroshiku onegaishimasu", "watashi shibayu to moushimasu", "sukasazu ore teikiyazu", "donuts ni gyudon toshimasu", "kabuka boraku no shoudou", "soshite salsa sosu nuru nyoudou".
Oh, Toshimitsu-kun!
"Yo, ore no namae is Toshimitsu. If you pass this interview, you will become my boss. This company is Grezo Agency, and the winner of that interview is Sugeimon Misetarshi.
Your name is Toshimitsu. If you pass, you will be my boss.
"Become a boss"?
I thought Toshimitsu and my boss would get involved, but they didn't.
It's not working, hey!
I only imagined the Grayzo Agency and Sugeimon Misetarchy, but it's not what I thought it would be.
It really doesn't cost much when you're freestyling, right?
Yeah, it doesn't cost much.
Even if you're really good at it, don't do it!
Even if you're bad at it, it'll be a rap.
Yeah.
Okay, I'll change the topic.
What is something you should never bring for an interview?
Hmm, I see.
Something you should never bring for an interview...
Probably...
A stick-type shuriken.
Yes!
Okay, then, Toshimitsu-kun!
An old man's remains as a charm (throat)
Throat, huh?
Putting it in at the end, huh?
Putting it in at the end is the most important.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The concentration is important.
I see.
A pepper-kun who specializes in back-and-forth.
See? See?
He's really serious about it.
Right? He's smart and kind.
Is he the type of guy who answers with glasses- kun?
No, it's really embarrassing. It was the opposite.
Okay, then, let's go.
Ryo-kun!
Yes?
Too much meat and potatoes.
He was an adult-san!
Okay, then...
Bread.
It's fine.
You warmed up the bread just now, didn't you?
I just baked it up.
It's a strange order, isn't it?
Yeah, yeah.
You have a stupid-like self-awareness.
What's with the bread?
It's a stupid font!
Okay, Tetsuya-kun.
A discarded cat I met on my way here.
Are you trying to improve your empathy?
I'm trying to get angry.
You missed the timing while you were drawing.
You got the order wrong.
Humans give up, you know.
Humans become like this.
Okay, Shibayu-kun.
A discarded cat used for live comedy.
Isn't it too late for that?
Used for live comedy...
Why does it have to be a cross-sectional world like when I was in elementary school?
Should we change the answer?
Should we change it?
Let's change it.
Huh?
If you look closely at this suit...
What does it look like?
Let's go with Tetsuya-kun.
I thought it was a jacket and a tie...
But it's a racket and a Osaka song.
That's good!
Okay, Shibayu-kun.
Huh? If you look closely at the tie...
Isn't it the one that wraps around the edge of the curtain?
It's you from back in the day!
Huh? That's your own experience!
I went with this even though it really suits you.
Huh?! Really?!
Since I didn't have a tie, I went with the one that wraps around the edge of the curtain.
Okay, Yumemaru-kun!
Uh, school bullying.
School bullying.
You're careful.
Are you drunk or something?
That's also from when I was in 3rd year of high school.
Huh?!
The day before I went to Blizzard's school training...
I was bullied by a junior high school student.
Bullying is something you shouldn't do, right?
Are you someone who doesn't follow the rules?
Okay, Mushi-megane-kun!
Huh? There's only one type of shuriken that wraps around the edge of the curtain.
You covered it up!
Let's just throw away the shuriken that wraps around the edge of the curtain!
Why do you like it?!
I'll change the topic!
Okay.
Please act out the scene where you absolutely want to fall during the interview.
Okay, let's go, Tetsuya-kun!
Okay!
Go ahead!
Kon kon, gacha. Kon kon, gacha. Kon kon, gacha. Kon kon, gacha.
You're hammering on myCEIROS loneliness!
Well...
Despite that violence, you didn't hit me.
- For now, colaurio was hit in the head - Right.
- And if he'd hit you, you wouldn't have been in pain. - That's right.
Yeah, I would have been in pain now.
I was in a�lot of pain.
- I'm sorry! I'm sorry, doctor! - Both your head and your heart may hurt.
Okay, Shibayu-kun! Go ahead!
What's up?
Can I have the club?
Club? Club? Can I have the club?
Give up already!
You don't know the concept and you're blurring it!
I didn't think blonde people's facial expressions were funny,
but it was the funniest among blonde people's facial expressions.
The word choice for "can I have the club?" was weak.
Oh, it's weak.
The club is weak.
I'm glad you bought it, but what did you want me to give you?
What did you want me to give you?
Can I have some rice?
That's the weakest one!
Let's change the word!
Let's change it!
Tell me that you're not using your opponent's mind at all.
Are you okay with that?
Are you going?
To tell you the truth, you're a face student.
That's good!
You're a face student.
It has nothing to do with it!
Okay.
Okay, let's go with the word choice.
This emoji.
Just one emoji.
That's good!
That's great!
Okay.
Okay, then, Mushimi Haru-kun.
You didn't pass the Twitter quote-and-tweet quiz.
Wow, that's great!
You're asking for it, aren't you?
This is terrible.
Oh, I see!
You were tweeting about it first!
That's right, I was tweeting about it.
You're the least thoughtful in this era.
That's great!
This is an email, isn't it?
Good work.
Oh, that's good!
That's good!
What does it say?
Um, it's just a quote-and-tweet.
Just one here.
Huh? Look!
Huh? Which one? Which one?
If you open it...
I see!
That's good!
That's a good idea!
Thank you.
It's spreading more and more, isn't it?
Yeah!
That's a good idea.
I'm tired.
This interview...
It's too much.
I don't know what to say.
What?
Thank you for participating in our recruitment ceremony.
As a result of genuine assessment...
Your recruitment has been approved.
Really?
I'm really happy about it.
Gaaaaaaaaa!
Oh, that girl.
What's wrong?
Are you all right?
I passed...
The recruitment!
Congratulations!
Thank you!
I made it!
By the way...
We made it, too.
Congratulations!
Um... I'm Satoshima Tai. Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
- Iyado Motogawa and... - Shibuya and...
- Gyoto... - Toshimizu and...
- Ibumaru and... - I'm Shibuya and...
What is that?
Oh, I see.
Sorry, if you don't know, it's fine.
It's fine.
Everyone...
Congratulations on joining us.
Heh heh heh heh...
Takashi...
I won't let you end up like them.
Well then...
Let's celebrate our internal order and a good future...
KANTUYA!
We didn't know anything at the time...
That this company was a terrifying black company...
Colleagues...
Employees...
New employees...
Everything has a wonderful sound...
Because we are a family!
Isn't this company really bad?
Obviously bad...
Let's be surprised at first, but you'll get used to it soon, so it's okay!
Let's get started with our first job!
It's us!